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Golf Humor
A recent thread from the rec.sport.golf Newsgroup
Golfing terms with a sexual connotation
Nuts...my shaft is bent
After 18 holes I can barely walk
Look at the size of his putter
Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more
Mind if I join your threesome?
Stand with your back turned and drop it
My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired
Hold up...I need to wash my balls first
Grip it softly and stroke it smooth and you'll sink it right in the hole
Lipping Out sometimes referred to as "rimming the hole"
Are we playing "a round" this weekend?
Does a stiff shaft always make ones balls work better?
It's got the biggest head and stiffest shaft I've ever seen
I only have enough time to play the back side today
I'm a lot straighter with this new firm shaft
I'm gonna wash my balls, if you want I can wash yours too
Man, that guy's got incredible length!
Never up, never in.
I have had too many strokes. I think that I need to change my grip.
I was really stroking it today.
You are huge!
Sinking a long one
Getting up and down
Hmmm, this is a really tough lie
Want to play the back side again?
Want to join my foresome?
What did Greg Norman say to his Caddie?
Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out
golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every
room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realised that the fourth guy
has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what
you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut
Off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So
she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
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